Ok... General Hospital is one of the Soaps that I watch. I had to post this very funny exchange between Maxie, Matt, and Nadine. I was laughing my ass off.
Here's the background story... Nadine suspects Matt of being part of a crime ring that is selling counterfeit drugs at the clinic and hospital. Matt is a renter at the house that Maxie lives in. Matt moved into Maxie's dead sister's room because the owner of the house Mac, Maxie's pseudo dad, wanted to convince Robin to move back in... Instead Robin rented the room to Matt. Nikolas is Nadine and Matt's boss. In an attempt to annoy Matt, Maxie stole his garage opener, so he couldn't get his car out. She lied about taking it. So, Maxie and Matt HATE each other, which is so funny because the two actors used to play Shawn and Belle on Days of Our Lives (yes, I watch that too.)
ok... here we go.
Maxie knocks on the door... Matt opens the door after taking a shower (little does he know that Nadine is hiding behind a chair in the room after trying to snoop in his room)
Maxie: Did I not make myself clear the first 57 times I told you... you are not welcome to help yourself to my food?
Matt: Well, if you didn't take my garage door opener, then I didn't take your cheese enchilada. So, now that you've had the pleasure of seeing me naked...again... I'll see you later.
Maxie: Why would it matter if I've seen you next to naked? Nothing about you is impressive.
Nadine giggles behind the chair.
Maxie enters the room.
Maxie: I mean, nobody really wants you here... so why don't you just move out?
Matt: It's not going to happen.
Maxie: You know Mac fixed up this room for Robin...not some total obnoxious stranger off the street you're taking advantage of a small misunderstanding and a very hurtful situation.
Matt: Mac signed the rental agreement
Maxie: He's the police commissioner. He's got a lot of stuff going on.
Matt: I'm not interested in his mental state at the time that he signed it. Its legal and binding. As long as I follow the rules, no one can kick me out. Especially some brat who looks for an excuse to just get all up in my face.
Your a doctor. You should be able to afford you're own house or at least rent an apartment!
Matt: I have a lot of student loans. Ok! So now if you can just tear yourself away for a moment.
Maxie: Give it up.
Matt: What?
Maxie: Both of you. I know what is going on here.
Matt: Are you having some sort of episode or something
Maxie: You are so busted. come here.
Maxie pulls Nadine from her hiding place. Matt is shocked.
Matt: Why are you hiding in my bedroom?
Nadine: Uh. I don't know why that would be so hard to figure out?
Maxie: As if you didn't know she was here.
Matt: I didn't
Maxie: Oh the rental agreement said no overnight visitors and that includes during the day hook-ups
Matt: Is that is what is going on here? You two are working together. You two set me up?
Nadine: She didn't
Maxie: No, I didn't
Nadine: Its the spaghetti.
Matt: The what?
Nadine: Ya, the pacetti or the fuselodge? Whatever I spilled on you...the night at dinner.
Maxie: Dinner! See you guys are dating! I knew it!
Matt: It wasn't a date.
Nadine: No, it was an accident. Not the dinner. The pasta. And I feel really bad because I know money is a really big issue for you right now. And I ruined that shirt and I wanted to replace it.
Matt: You broke in here to give me a shirt.
Nadine: Ya.
Maxie: So where is it? Where's the shirt?
Nadine: I don't have it. I needed to check the size.
Maxie: Could you help her out... she's the like worst liar I've ever heard?
Matt: I didn't even know she was in here, ok? I swear!
(here comes my favorite line)
Maxie: Why don't you just admit it? You left work early for my cheese enchilada and a quickie!
Matt: That's ridiculous. Those two do not go together!
Nadine: I don't even like enchiladas.
Maxie: Why else would you be home during the day? You know I hope Nikolas doesn't find out about this. He's going to be really disappointed.
Nadine: You know what you can tell Nikolas whatever you want. Ok! I don't have to listen to any of this!
Nadine leaves the room.
Maxie: Well, I hope your little bootie call was enjoyable, because it's about to get you evicted!
Maxie leaves the room.
HAHA... omg seriously. I was laughing so hard. I had to blog about it to remember it!
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