This past Friday I went to Knott's Scary Farm. To kill time, we were talked into a show wasting 30 min of our lives. We saw FANGS! A Vampire Show.... I mean how bad could it be? As we walked in, I joked that it was guaranteed to be "Sucky!" HAHA (unfortunately for everyone who watched it... my joke turned into reality!)
The show revolved around a vampire recruiting session at SUCK U! - Super? Undead Creatures Kicking ass University. I can't remember what the "S" stood for. The head recruiter was really trying to kill all the vamps, while the funny gay sidekick was there for laughs. That's about the extent of the plot... in the end they end up both being vamps. So lame!
I give FANGS! A Vampire Show
0.5 Stars. The music was lame, dancing was laughable, the singing was horrible, and the dialog was even worse. The two "leads" were just horrendous. At first I thought it was the mics, but then the second female lead came on and she was pretty good. The choreography was so crappy that even my blind dog could do a better job creating more meaningful and on-beat moves. The worst part was that it was only a 25 min show and they filled time by having two lame videos in the middle of the show & stopped the story plot to have a "let's make lame jokes about audience members" portion! I think there were like 4 songs/dance numbers. If you're gonna do a 25 min show.. make it 25 min, not a 15 min show w/ lame filler parts! I would've given this show 0 Stars, but there was one joke that will forever be in our repetiores... so I couldn't completely give it a horrible rating... Clay Aiken (ding!) Ryan Seacrest (ding!) and Ryan Seacrest (ding!)
